LIMERICK

 There once was a young man named Deiter 

who claimed to be a non believer.

On meeting his maker

he said, “I’m a Quaker.”

But “Not so fast,” said St. Peter. 

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There once was a strong man called Neil 

who easily  bent pieces of steel.

But then he met Jeannie

who made him a weenie, 

who’d do anything to just get a feel.

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A yellow streaked man called Howard

Was known to the world as a coward.

But when he came upon a mess,

Namely a looker in distress,

Why then his bravery flowered.