Sunday, October 11, 2020

Two Bits Of Mafia Miscellany

 Meyer Lansky And Lucky Luciano Disagree 


“But Charles,” Meyer said, “2+2 must equal 4.”

“Wrong!” said Lucky, “They can also equal less or more.”

He pointed his gun at the next table.

“Do 2+2 make 5, if you’re able?” 

The man said “Yes.” And Meyer said, ”I’ll buy and I’ll pour.”

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Crazy Joe Gallo In And Out Of Stir


In stir, Joe read books all the time.

He read poetry, both free and rhymed. 

Released Joe hobnobbed in the Village 

But got caught for plunder and pillage.  

Joe pleaded Sartre, but still caught a dime.

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